Utterly indifferent to sexual orientation.

captainofalltheships:

Chrys watches TW[x]

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fwips:

ixhaku:

fwips:

hythe:

guys
what if
to catch the thing that’s killing virgins
they use stiles as bait

y u do this

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Have you ever had days where like, you’re mind is so sharp and agile you can deduce what people four rooms away are doing…

And then others that are a complete one-eighty, where if someone said, ‘Does this taste like poison to you?’

You’d lick it?

…because that’s pretty much my life in a paragraph…

wholockedkelly:

starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

which one scared you more?

mollyiswideawake:

shawhaw:

mollyiswideawake:

Supernatural has given me unrealistic expectations in men

If I’m going to have a boyfriend I want him to have a sexy, deep voice and intimate knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and wings.

If you give me a script and a fandom I can become this man you seek

the-yolocaust:

ofpurelove:

green is not a creative color

sadfries:

theonewhosawitall:

tennanttardisgirl:

forgetfuldonna:

imagine if

after donna died

after her funeral

when everybody was getting ready to leave

a mysterious tall man with a funky bow-tie walked up to her grave and placed a bouquet of forget-me-nots and that was the most anybody ever saw of him

this is not okay

then he stops about three tombstones away from hers and salutes the tombstone of Wilf Noble

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

SCISSORS SYMBOLIZE SOCIETY

THEY CUT DOWN THE MIND

BUT ACCEPT THE BODY

maybe lesbians idk

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

SCISSORS SYMBOLIZE SOCIETY

THEY CUT DOWN THE MIND

BUT ACCEPT THE BODY

maybe lesbians idk

glasshard:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

tinyrocketeer:

i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL

WHERE IS MY MATE

A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED

THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION

I find this strangely adorable. Rock on, you two. Rock on.

mychimericalromance:

what i have learned from watching season three of teen wolf: I would have sex with the whole cast in a heartbeat

gaydannys:

ERICA

DIDN’T

GET

HER

DRIVERS

LICENSE

qhuinn:

CORA IS DEREK’S YOUNGER SISTER.

AND HE THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD.

dylanhoechlins:

if this

is because cora fucking dies after derek gets 5 minutes of hope from her being alive i will literally jump off of the empire state building

duomochoa:

if cora dies i s2g i will fucking end the entire galaxy

matchmeetgasoline:

FUCK MAN. Do you guys even realize how much this is Cora situation changes things?  I am seriously concerned right now, what with Derek not being able to have nice things.  Don’t test me, Jeff Davis.  

DON’T
TEST
ME

hayleytonks:

frickstiel:

theannieplanet:

brolinstolemyheart:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

the-angels-take-asgard:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire

it’s really sad

also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake

their birthdays must be awful

imagine dragons

i’m waking up

to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

im breathing in the chemicals

What just happened?

cupcakeacorn:

who wants to move to new york with me

we can get a tiny shoe box apartment that’s too expensive

explore the city daily

become regulars at some coffee shop 

have sleepovers in the living room

marathon our favorite movies and tv shows

sit together while we blog

always order in because we’re too lazy to cook

play board games

and idk maybe we could get a cat or dog

bertmccrackalaken:

OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

borinq:

god said adam and eve not matt smith leave

jensen-mackerels:

god said adam and eve not throw adam in hell and leave